i can hardly read text posts and that’ liek my favorite thing on tumblr
dammit
agh but drinking feels so good i wish I didn’t have a curfew, I’d have spent the night at my bf’s house or something. We were having such nice conversations. I love just talking with him. We’d gotten back to talking about high shool. ahhh
omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
THAT’S SUCH A FUCKING NICE SHIRT WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS LIKE I OWN THAT SHIRT AND IT’S SO COMFY AND WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SHIRT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE COOOOOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN RIP A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIRT BECAUSE I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU FIGHT SOME NAZIS THEN WE CAN TALK MR SHIRT RIPPER
Just that comment
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)
Does anyone else have the feeling Agents of Shield is going to basically be the new and hopefully less painful Torchwood?
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.
LOOK AT THIS STUPUD FUCKING BIDR OMFG ITS SO O STUPID LOKOING FUCINGK HAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
Well fuck
