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itstonybetch:

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idk, i watched a 10 second preview and the main point of the show is that one of the girls actually turns out to be gay and has to pretend she’s not for the only person that matters

anne-ominous:

grrspit:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

Every time I see Shanesha Taylor’s mugshot my heart breaks into pieces.

Going outside of Arizona, but there was a man who left his INFANT in a car for 8 hours in Washington.  White guy.  Cops had to jimmy open the locked door to get the kid out, and that dude walks away without an arrest or any charges pressed against him.

anne-ominous:

grrspit:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

Every time I see Shanesha Taylor’s mugshot my heart breaks into pieces.

Going outside of Arizona, but there was a man who left his INFANT in a car for 8 hours in Washington.  White guy.  Cops had to jimmy open the locked door to get the kid out, and that dude walks away without an arrest or any charges pressed against him.

BED, WED, BEHEAD

agabeofthrones:

Put three Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones characters in my ask and I’ll choose which to bed, which to wed and which to behead.

hellacatholic:

cupcakegirl6553:

hellacatholic:

my mom’s boyfriend was born on april 20 in 1969. his birthday is 4/20/69. there is literally no better day to be born.

Goddamitt!! In the English comparison it’s 20/4/69 not that cool anymore huh?

shut the fuck up

this is so stupid, if 4/20 were a thing overseas it would be 20/4 anyway because 4/20 refers to a freaking date

Men and women differ in their language patterns; for example, research suggests that men interrupt women more than women do men (a finding that surprises most men but not most women).
Analyzing English Grammar,  Klammer, Schulz, & Della Volpe, p. 21 (via mumfordandtomlinson)

the-burrito:

Easter falls on 4/20 this year and if you think i am not going to be making puns all day then you are mistaken

4/20 praise it

kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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i hate this post more than most things on this earth

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

tywinllannister:

→ Tywin shielding Tommen

sherlocksprayers:

judge a person by who they want on the iron throne

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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yondamoegi:

elasticitymudflap:

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 
It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 
Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

Gosh this

THIS!

yondamoegi:

elasticitymudflap:

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 

It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 

Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

Gosh this

THIS!

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"