i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
life hack: break your fucking arm
How many rats do you own now?
6. The answer.. is 6.
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
We got a new rat last Monday, and named her Artemis! I took her to the vet earlier today (in the carrier above), and I was correct in thinking she had an upper respiratory tract infection. ):
Two antibiotic doses in, no signs of improvement yet but I think we’ll probably see some tomorrow! Takes the medicine like a champ with a little baby food. ^____^
"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"
*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time
you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games
Had a really fierce hair day so I’m working it yeaaaaa
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
you know what’s absolutely crazy…
taylor is in her prime right now like she’s the biggest she’s ever been and yet SOMEHOW…i’ve never felt closer to her i mean you’d think that the more popular she gets, the more distant she would seem but it’s the exact opposite and i can’t even wrap my mind around it
ARE YOU HUGGING YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN TOO RIGHT NOW
like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?
this isnt even an exaggeration
like at all
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3