[aggressively hums the Game of Thrones theme at you progressively louder over the next month]
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.” —
Lux ATL (via stripperina)
No I fucking LOVE this.
What if Hans still loves Anna?
What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it?
What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed?
What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand?
What if the open door never closed?
(Source: gymnopedia, via meladoodle)
oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog
(Source: framesjanco, via tacobellmeetlocalsingles)
now that i’m a bigger C i could probably fit into a smaller D
cup/number sizes literally mean NOTHING because you can substitute them with 29310 other sizes
IGNORE the link I posted before, this is it, good reference
Anonymous asked: ? The size of the boobs is the cup size. So if your boobs were c before and they're c now they didn't grow, you probably gained like 5 pounds in your back or sides. The number has nothing to do with the boob size lol
while that’s true i also had fit into a 36B/32C and now i can’t fit into B cups at all but i’m a bigger C so it’s probably both
i’ve lost weight actually which makes this even weirder like
wtf is up with bra sizes
that’s actually really wrong, the number DOES matter, a lot!! the number is the band size, and the cup size is the difference between your bust measurement and your band measurement. A=1 inch difference, D=4 inches or something like that
most of the time it doesn’t matter but like, I have a really small rib cage and average/above average boobs which puts me at like 28DDD for my bra size EVEN THOUGH my boobs aren’t ridiculous or anything, it’s actually the same size area for boob as a 32C
edit: ik you probably won’t see this but we aren’t a mutual follow or anything so i can’t really respond any other way lol
“His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”
owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth
uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions
this is why Bilbo is my hero