Sprinkles of Awesome

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

I think I’m getting a tattoo tomorrow :D

xfringles:

festusstolethetardis:

If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request.

I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and realizes she has no jacket pockets.

So then every episode her sonic moves. Like one day it’s in her hair, and then her belt, and then tucked into her shirt, and she just constantly complains about the lack of pockets.

^this

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places

worn out faces

r0bbstark:

my preferred pronoun is khaleesi

feferezimoirail:

dotehwindything:

katnissandhersyringe:

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

now that this thought has been put forward, i will always make sure my router and modem are based in my room. no chances — my enemies are everywhere 

Turn my wifi off and the intended victim becomes the murderer.

fivetail:

Pros of dating me:

• You get to date me

Cons of dating me:

• Whichever cons are closest to us I guess maybe we could even cosplay together

justtouchedawkwardly:

first i was afraid

presidentjonesco:

higgitusfiggitus:

Why exactly is Tom Riddle’s award for special services to the school still in the Hogwarts trophy room?

#you’d think that after he started killing people they’d have removed it

shewhonotgrow:

stonger-than-you-think:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

YES - and then you start to think you’ve been chosen for the second coming of christ. 

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

er-my-neegranger:

er-my-neegranger:

OMG NO NO OKAY SO
I WAS WATCHING TANGLED
AND I PAUSED IT
AND THEN THIS

AND LIKE WOW I KNOW RAPUNZEL BUT
LOOK AT EUGENE

HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT DRAKE REACTION IMAGE OMG